Thicker Than Thick - Coma Inducer Comforter - Down Alternative Ultra Plush Filling - Parachute Purple

Inspired by PURE THICKNESS. Maybe we've lost our minds here at Coma Inducer or maybe we've always had a couple of screws loose??? But we've become obsessed with THICK. Seriously though, who likes a weak comforter? Does anyone enjoy getting a comforter vacuum smushed in a box that looks like a flat sheet and comes with instructions to shake it out and wait 4 days. And, after those 4 days are up, it's still so thin you wonder if you actually were sent a flat sheet? The thought of such a comforter makes us sick! Sure, it's harder to create, produce, and ship such impossibly HUGE comforters that are "THICKER THAN THICK"... but isn't that the whole point? With the amount of hours we sleep (or should sleep) each night, it should be a crime to have a flat sheet-like comforter. Our Thicker Than Thick Coma Inducer consists of 1200 GSM of thick, pure goodness. Overly thick filling combined with cozy soft plush creates a deep sleep experience like no other. Thicker Than Thick will provide a warmth and comfort that our written explanation alone cannot do justice! Transform your bed to enjoy Coma Worthy Sleep. NOTE: Due to the extra thick inner fill and heavy weight, the King size is not recommended for children under 12 years of age. Due to the cozy thick fill and heavy weight of the King size, washing and drying using oversized machines at your nearest laundromat is recommended. We have tested and can confirm that they will fit!