Tapis rouge en polyester tissé à la main Mohaned

Hark. I fear a grave misfortune hath befallen me. I come before thee deeply humbled, my essence gone, by an online merchant who hath swindled me. The merchant has promised a luxury so convincing that my enemies shall suffer emotionally. I sought but a modest luxury good. An area rug. A small treat. A small joy. A reward for enduring modern life. I hath paid the full royal fair in addition to duties paid unto the kingdom. I placed my trust in a website called wayfair.com What arrived upon my doorstep was an area rug of such poor craftsmanship, that I mistook it for a mere postage stamp. O a sorry sight indeed. The fabric felt argumentative at best. Following a moment of buyer's remorse, I had attempted to cancel my order prior to it's delivery. Customer service only communicates in cryptic prophecies. Hi ne mihton hit don Alack, what have I done? I pray thee behold the photos herewith sent. Thou shalt find what was pledged vs the lot supplied. Loe, a pottle of ale is put by to mete the scantling. I do repent me of the heavy price. O heavy burden, ill-bestowed upon me. No stars.