Thickest Comas Inducer Wow It's Thick Comforter Set

Features

• Material: Cuddly puppy Plush, 180GSM
• Construction Ultra thick 1400GSM down alternative: our thickest comforter ever
• Important information: It can't be overstated just how thick each square of this luxury plush comforter truly is! Such next-level comfort feels like laying on a soft cloud covered in a mound of plump puppies.
• Care instructions Machine washable: Gentle cycle / cold wash
• Did you know it's a record (unofficially)... Congratulations, you've found the thickest comforter in the world! This is it, the result of our goal of creating a thick and heavy comforter like no other. Dam Boi he Thick is the next level of coma inducer® comforters in a series we call thick. The oversized plush nature of Coma inducer® is made even better with a mind-boggling 1400gsm fill rate, creating a size and weight that almost defies logic! You will probably even be surprised by the sheer size and weight of the box on your front porch, but it will be a pleasant surprise. Then, once dam boi he thick makes it to your bed, we challenge you to not dive on it and shout out dam boi! He thick!!!! The temptation will be uncontrollable!
• Take Care of Your Coma If you think we are exaggerating about the size, thickness, and overall weight, let us be clear... You have a 0% chance of fitting the King (weighs 31 lbs), Alaskan King (weighs 43 lbs), or Oversized Alaskan King (weighs 76 lbs) in your home-size washer or dryer! That's a 0% chance. Maybe Queen (weighs 28 lbs) will fit... but we question it. That's how intense Dam Boi He Thick truly is!! But fear not, we've tested Dam Boi He Thick in oversized units at the laundromat and they wash/dry with ease. You will get a few stares as you wrestle Dam Boi He Thick into the oversized units but trust us, it's worth it and you'll probably be asked what the heck is that.
• Important Safety Note The King, Alaskan King, and Oversized Alaskan King Dam Boi He Thick comforters are very heavy! While this will provide outstanding comfort to most, the excess weight is not recommended for children under the age of 12 or anyone who may have trouble with such a heavy and oversized comforter.