Add some practical humour to your bathroom, while you teach your guests how to properly pee, with this toilet rules sign. Sure to make your friends and family laugh, but help to keep the bathroom clean at the same time, this funny metal sign reads: TOILET RULES If You Lift It Up...Put It Down. If It Runs Out...Replace It. If You Miss It...Wipe It. If It Smells...Spray It. LADIES Please Remain Seated For The Whole Performance. GENTLEMEN Stand Closer...It's Shorter Than You Think. This funny sign sets the tone and also makes a great gift for a new homeowner, funny business decor in a restroom, or to get some laughs in your own home. Place it in your company bathroom, pub restroom wall, or in your man cave bar to get the results you're looking for- pee only where it belongs- in the toilet! Funny Tin Metal Sign measures 12" tall by 8" wide, and ships brand new in manufacturer's packaging, with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.